Session 12: Got It!

In a scorching cavern laced with rivers of fire, the party seeks the elusive ember fungus, only for Maledurk’s bold attempt to seize it to end with him blasted upward by reversed gravity, clutching the prize while stranded on the ceiling.

February 8, 2026 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 11: Gardening, the Hard Way

The party ventures onto a bleak, bone-strewn plain, outwits a living thicket of thorns and buried dead, and narrowly escapes with the blood gourd as the land itself turns against them.

January 18, 2026 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 10: Honey in the Fire

The party braves a burning hive of monstrous bees to seize cursed bone-marrow honey, then emerges into a lifeless plain where skeletal thorn-shrubs cradle blood-red gourds, heralding an even darker trial ahead.

January 11, 2026 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 09: Salts and Stings

The party dares a living black-salt storm and infiltrates a corpse-bee hive, only to trigger a furious swarm just as their plan begins to unravel.

December 28, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 08: Occupational Hazards of Wizardry

The party destroys an ancient lich but uncovers a far more dangerous legacy in its cursed crown, then follows their quest onward into a desolate land where a terrifying black salt storm bears down on them, demanding both courage and ingenuity to survive.

December 7, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 07: One Down, Four to Go

The party enters Knogbrüth’s crypt, awakens the lich’s undead shell, annihilates it in a desperate clash of magic and fire, claims the precious moss they seek, and unwittingly bound Thorn to a shadowed, crown-borne power.

November 23, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 06: Darts!

A cautious exploration of trapped, star-marked chambers leads the party from poisoned walls and a deadly dart ambush into an ancient library, where they uncover a mysterious spellbook and finally open a locked door to a chamber housing a rune-carved sarcophagus.

November 9, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 05: Broccoli Soup

The party battles illusory zombies in the lich’s tomb, uncovers two mysterious keys hidden within enchanted cauldrons, and discovers that cursed soup—even with broccoli—can be good for you.

October 19, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 04: Illusions

In a frozen mountain tomb beneath a glacier, the adventurers uncover an eerie illusion concealing a silent pit of death—only to press onward deeper into the darkness.

October 12, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian

Session 03: You'll Need This

An elven dance, a talking chipmunk, and a living tree lead the party to a divine revelation in the High Forest—sending them on a perilous quest across planes to gather impossible ingredients and uncover the power manipulating their fates.

October 5, 2025 · ChatGPT, Brian